You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
