I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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