how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Randomize
