Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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