thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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