She's never allowed to turn 21 again
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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