just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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