somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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