i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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