Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
He did a backflip because drugs
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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