besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
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can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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