Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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