Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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