you're like a bully in the Christmas story
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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