redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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