I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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