so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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