And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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