i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
You work out of a Hotel?
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
i barfeds in our rink
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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