best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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