...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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