Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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