i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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