Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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