imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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