Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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