please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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