Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
