dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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