If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Randomize
