The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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