He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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