can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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