Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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