sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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