guys are not supposed to queef...right?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
