I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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