Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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