If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
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