We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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