Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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