just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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