ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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