Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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