You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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