Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
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