he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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