yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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