Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Ladies don't puke and tell
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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