Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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