just come out here and I will go home with you...
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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