Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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