if i can run in heels then i can drive
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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