I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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